Author: TM Thomas

» May 25, 2018

Three games in one night is a beautiful thing. In theory. In reality it’s the same “Inside Barca” ad every time you flip a channel between games. With my poor […]

» May 23, 2018

Utah Royals FC 1-0 Houston Dash 2-1-5/1-4-4 The most dangerous collection of 4’11” athletes outside US Gymnastics could benefit from signing a lamp post to prop up around the 6 […]

» May 9, 2018

Chicago Red Stars 0-2 Orlando Pride 2-2-3/2-2-2 Chicago had the lead in possession, yellow cards, and shots not-on-frame. Orlando had goals from Chioma Ubogagu (28’, Leroux assist) and Rachel Hill (81’, […]

» May 2, 2018

Chicago Red Stars v. Orlando Pride 2-1-3/1-2-2 Wednesday May 2 7:30PM ET I love when the games aren’t all clustered in a narrow block, but it’s a pain to try […]

» May 1, 2018

Houston 0-2 North Carolina 0-3-2/5-0-1 In the 132nd Mewis Derby (caused, not by longevity, but by Kristie Mewis playing for 15 teams per season), North Carolina prevailed. Crystal A. Dunn […]

» April 27, 2018

Houston Dash v North Carolina Courage 0-2-2/4-0-1 3:30 PM EST In the Lifetime Game of the Week, Houston GK Jane Campbell faces off against the league’s most potent offense, an […]

» April 23, 2018

North Carolina 1-0 Seattle 4-0-0/2-1-0 North Carolina has a 4-0-0 record and seven goals and I’m still inclined to discuss underperformance. Four goals came when needed against a scoring Spirit […]

» April 18, 2018

Welcome to NWSL Two-In-One, featuring twice the games and twice the marshmallow goodness per game. We’ll get one match week of three games Wednesday through Friday and another set of […]

» April 16, 2018

Week three is in the books. Let’s get to it.  Utah Royals 0-1 Chicago Red Stars I thought about becoming a Utah fan, but then I remembered we can never […]

» April 14, 2018

I’m starting to think Australians aren’t ever coming back. Utah Royals vs. Chicago Red Stars – 4/14 @ 3:30pm ET Utah: 0-0-2 Chicago: 0-1-1 The Lifetime Game of the Week Sandwiched […]

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